I like to think it a success when the cops are called
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
You peed on a flamingo?!?
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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