Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
he fucked my hip out of place.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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