I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
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Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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