Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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