Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
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