I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
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Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
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WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
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