ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
Randomize
