What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
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