Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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