you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
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And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
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Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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