I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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