hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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