I CAN MOONWALK!
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
i think i scared a bird with my dick
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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