i was born a porn star she said
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
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They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
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who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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