I'm eating all of the evidence.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
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