do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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