so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
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This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
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When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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