You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
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He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
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Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
dude. I can hear the air.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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