Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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