i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
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