All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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