You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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