i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
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There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
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He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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