dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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