This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
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The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
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I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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