the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
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did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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