Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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