Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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