the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
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