therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
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She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
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I get a little bitchy. We all know that
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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