sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
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