Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
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I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
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Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
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