Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
