You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
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I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
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Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
is it fun? or sober?
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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