i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I want to fling myself into the sun
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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