So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
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we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
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Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
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