Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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