Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
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I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
3pm strippers are depressing
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
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It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
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