Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
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I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
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This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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