Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
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The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
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and you fell through a lawn chair
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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