Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
