I'm gonna have a badass scar
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
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I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
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I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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