God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
you made out with another girl for some wings
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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