Dignity is for republicans.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
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I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
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You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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