He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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