It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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