I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
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cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
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It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
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