I swear she didn't look like that last week.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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