Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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