I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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