9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
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I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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