We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
That's how pantless uber rides happen
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