so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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