we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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